National unemployment is at record highs, youth unemployment is over a million - now is not the time to be 22 and looking for work.

May I introduce myself. I am 22 and looking for work. I am a recent graduate and even with all the bells and whistles that a university education can afford, I am still an unemployed bum.

This is no CV. I'm not fishing for opportunities, I just want to tell you what it's like for me and what life in the youth unemployment line really involves.

Friday, 27 January 2012

The Fake Sound of Progress

So those of you that tuned in to my latest blog post may have been disappointed, but I wanted to reassure the public that I am still unemployed and able to update you about the life of an unemployed bum without breaking the Trade's Descroption Act.

So I have called this post after a Lostprophets album I listened to a lot in my teenage years and to be honest it best describes my current state of mind. Yesterday I had a phone interview for quite an exciting job/opportunity. I chatted for 20 minutes about, well for want of a better way of putting it, me.

This is the most progress I've made since I started looking (probably about 18 months ago). Well sort of. Let me explain. I looked feverishly in my last year of university but I had absolutely no idea how to fill in an application or write a CV and so, understandably, I didn't get very far.

When I graduated I had acquired one of these pieces of knowledge (the CV) but the applications I was filling in were still shocking. So every time I filled in an application I was going further into the pit of despair because I was getting approximately nowhere.

Cue a bit of the ol' work experience. It's once a month and not really that taxing, but it got me a contact in the know and now I know how to fill in an application - cue phone interview yesterday.

Progress indeed.

Or not.

I say the fake sound of progress because it could of course all come to nothing. Currently there are potentially eight things on the horizon in terms of jobs or opportunities - some could run concurrently (in case any potential employers stumble across this, so no need to panic just yet). With my new-found knowledge I could storm each one and end up with more job offers than I know what to do with.

This might not happen and I could be posting another not-so-surprising newsflash next week.

As I said the [potentially] fake sound of progress.

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